Speaking of penis...

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

Much better

I'm in Torts and we are discussing credibility which has made me desperately want to do the following in full out GOB style:

Stand up in class and yell, "Why be credible when I can be INCREDIBLE!!!" (fireball followed by me running from the room)

For some reason this is a hysterical idea to me right now. I blame my wicked hangover and tight pants. Wait, they are only tight because I'm hard as a rock.