Thursday, December 27, 2007

Motor City Champs!

"I'm going to Disney World," sophomore Chris Summers exclaimed after he kicked the game winning field goal, as time expired, to give Purdue the elusive Motor City Bowl Trophy (is it a tire?).

Seriously how pathetic is Purdue. Painter finally plays well and we can still barely win. Tiller was pumped about the win though, I think that pushes his bowl record up to 4-6. That will probablly push him up to about 2 million a year, putting him in the top 15 for highest paid coaches. Unfortunately our team has't been near a top 15 team in like 3 years. Oh well we finally won a bowl game while I was a Purdue student!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

So tonight I went out to the Medina bars with some high school friends. Here are some of the more memorable quotes for the night:

Me: "Hi Rachel's friend, how are you?"
Rachel's sister: "I know who you are."
Me: "Really?"
Rachel's sister: "Yea, I remember watching your basketball team play in regionals, when I was in 8th grade."
Me: "So you're still in high school?"
Racehl's sister: "Yea I am a senior."
Me: "This can only end in illegal activity."

Girl: "Don't hit on me Tom, because I think you are the biggest ass hole I have ever met. You used to call me fat in high school."
Me: "In my defense, never to your face."

Now I remember why I never go back to Medina.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Disappointed

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Looking for payday loans?



I really feel like I should have done better...

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

JT or Tom Brady??

These NFL network commertials have been entertaining me all season.

According to episode 13, Tom Brady could have jaudice and still be better looking then Carson Palmer. I won't disagree -- I think he has made this point, however...

Bailey and I have been discussing if a woman was in a room with Justin Timerlake or Tom Brady, who would she choose? I myself am a sucker for Brady, yet majority of females surveyed went with JT. I think it's a mix of naivety or Colt-erage. All things aside I don't care who is bringing sexy back...those reassuring eyes...

Side Note: Pete Mitchell and I went to the Purdue/IU football game and were followed all weekend by a reporter from Marie Clare doing a story on college students today. We said my name was Chad Frazell all weekend. I remember about 2 hours of everything...be looking for that article any month now at your local drugstore/news stand.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Vick

Thought that this deserved to be recognized on the blog. So the Falcons lost their quarterback and coach in the same week. I am really excited to be living in Atlanta this summer; hopefully the new coach pulls a Dick Vermeil and holds open tryouts.


Chad can you put a training regimen together for me......thanks!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

ABSOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

Finally! Ken Caminiti's name wasn't mentioned in the report! I can't wait to hear his press conference!

Everyone Hates Chris

Seeing the title from the last post made me think of this title.....


Not a bad show for the CW, though.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Everyone hates Indiana

Check this out!
http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4543


I know Tom can't actually read so here is the main highlight of this article:

"I've been to Indiana several times. It's a combination of Ohio minus the personality, Kentucky minus the flavor, and Illinois minus Chicago. Calling Indiana a shitty state isn't an opinion; it's an indisputable fact."

I couldn't agree more, Kentucky is just full of flavor.

PS-Clay, you worried about rocking that faux-hawk?

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Is Everyone Alive?

There hasnt been much action on the blog lately...so I figured I would check to see how everyone is doing. Anyways here is my list of what, I think, has been keeping everyone away from the blog:

1). the sharpe - The Wii was designed to make lazy kids be more active. Originally that kept his Wii time down, but then he found out you can play while sitting. the sharpe has most likely been hanging out in his dorm room playing the Wii (while sitting).
2). Chadding Hard - He has been too busy learning about being a Fi-Town Rider (for life). Also learned that he has convinced his roomates that "Chadding Hard" is a good thing.
3). Teno17 - Been spending my senior year hooking up with all the fly hunnies....Tina B., Michelle H., God Damn there are just too many to remember
4). Leveraged Sellout - He has been at Stacks....a lot. He told me, "computers are for losers." (while he was drinking a beer at 8 AM.....on a monday).
5). Diesel - HIBERNATING (it is too cold out).
6). The Griz - Looking for a razor....has the grossest beard ever.
7). The LAW - Going to lots of Midwest Hype Concerts in Chicago (has everyone else been invited to like 8 of those concerts?).
8). BAC - Cross referencing MySpace pages with Facebook so he can find and kill a terrorist.

Let me know if I am even remotely close.....

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Boy vs Wild

So I'm so burned out studying for property that I've decided to post on the blog. Whoray! I also decided to turn on the TV and guess what show is on, Man vs Wild!

I think this show is cool but think how cool it would be if it were me instead of some bad ass old army dude. The show could feature me getting tired after walking in the sun for 10 minutes or me being violently attacked by wild animals. This would kinda suck for me but the show would always end with my advice of being miraculously rescued at the correct moment.

On a side note, these kind of survival shows have taught me one important life lesson-when traveling anywhere make sure that you have a huge ass knife. Seriously. There are a bunch of episodes of this show or Survivorman where they talk about being stranded with nothing but their knife. Survivorman also normally brings one match with him. Umm...I never have a knife and now that I've been forced to stop smoking the likelihood I have a match is zero. This sucks. Terrorists have ruined my chances or survival in a remote rain forest and legislation has limited the delicious ease of smoking to the point that I no longer want to deal with visiting flavor county and thus have also lowered my life expectancy while in a stranded a desert.

One last random thought before I go back to killing myself slowly with his song is how much I enjoy watching these kinds of shows in the most comfortable place possible. I also really like to eat food and drink Gatorade in bed while these idiots are spending time in the wilderness. I just really like the idea of them eating bugs while I throw back some beef jerky and replenish my fluids after a tough day of listening to a professor discuss legal terms which wouldn't fly in the wild. Try saying you own something in fee simple to a jaguar. That jaguar would rape the shit out of your claim for Blackacre in two seconds. No doubt.

I really just kept writing this because I like the way my keys sound when I type fast. I also refused to proofread so enjoy my grammatical mistakes and misspellings.

PS-Anyone going to Detroit for the bowl game?