This Never Happened When Chad Was In Charge!

Thought you guys might like to hear about the amazing social prowess (sp?) of our great sophomore class. This is Yates's email about social for the weekend.

Thursday- I was unable to find fraternities or a sorority that wanted to party for this night. So it will be floor parties. We will be getting house beer so invite a bunch of girls over to make it a good time.
Friday- A-Phi's are coming over. Because of the Pike Old Masters on Saturday, we really need to be respectful of the house. We are going to stop the party no Later than 2 AM so we can clean* the house. I feel as though we need to get as many people helping out with the cleaning as possible. I know virtually everyone will be drunk, but you can still take out a trash can or pick up some trash. The more help the better.
Saturday- It is our founders day... but unfortunately because of BMOC and the fact the we did not get a buddy kind of ruins the day. We will be getting house beer for the event probably coming out after the basketball game. BMOC starts at7 and will probably last till around 10. We will be having beer for post BMOCfloor parties.

Ohh and apparently exec. gave our social the power to veto tabs if we are having a party that night. So Yates shot down my tab so we will have more people to party with A-Phi. I am just so glad that I will steal a handle and a case lockt it in my room and the head out to the bars.

The only thing missing is Sojo complaining about social and saying, "This never would have happened if Chad was still social."

*This just gives me an excuse to stay at Stacks until 4 AM.

Because I want to

You can play Call of Duty with GOB.

Celebrity Trainwreck would be pretty sweet.




I haven't watched the last two, but now I don't have to bookmark them to watch them later.
[Update] The last video is boring.

The way Canadians control their Children: Soon to be in the U.S.

This is being called the next Viagra of mind control. Yet to be approved by the FDA, America's children will no longer be running wildly in the streets causing ruckus! I prefer the tried and true belt method, or even a paddle, but for all of the liberal pussies out there....I'm sure you can convince the government to pay for this.

Boy, that sure is a nice looking Cock!

The New York Times reported this month that Ramirez was featured in an issue of a Dominican cockfighting magazine, En La Traba, and is pictured with some roosters.

This is totally proof that the Cub's are still badass.....even after a 100 year drought!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2008/news/story?id=3253782

Baseball season is here --> Ozzie still crazy

Not sure if you caught these quotes on TheBigLead...

* ”I’ll be cocky. If we win this year, I might run naked down Michigan Avenue like people expect me to do.”

* A couple of times I said, ‘We’ll be OK.’ [Expletive] OK, and I went off in Texas. You can only take so much.”

* ”I don’t give a [expletive] what people think about me”

* ”Then if you’re a nice guy, they are going to treat you the same way. [Expletive] it, be an asshole then. I would rather be an asshole winning than be a nice guy [expletive] losing. Give me an asshole who can win, don’t give me a nice guy who can [expletive] lose.”

* ”As long as I don’t rape anybody, as long a I pay my taxes, I don’t beat my wife … if I am going to be on the front page of the newspaper because of [expletive] baseball, I will take that. ”If more people treat baseball the way I treat baseball, this [expletive] game will be better.”


Yes, I love having a manager who discusses rape of wife beating. The best part of these quotes was that we are going to be decent at best (aka still better than everyone in the NL central) but Ozzie G. is back to pretending like we are a good squad.

I would also like to put down my prediction of the Cubs not winning the world series. Seriously, the last time you won something people probably still rode horses to the game. Pathetic.

My first Man-Pride Case

This is what would happen if Chad and Poppe ever opened a bowling alley. See Owen v. Cohen, 119 P.2d 713.

"the continuance of overbearing and vexatious petty treatment of one partner by another frequently is more serious in its disruptive character than would be larger differences which would be discussed and settled."

Only pat will actually be able to find this...but fuck it.

Wikipedia

So go here
and don't laugh, I dare you.

Courtesy of The Kuhn(not chris).

best news i'll get all day

SUCK ON THIS


I won't ruin the surprise because you even Pat isn't too lazy to click on the links but you'll notice that even Wikipedia has it so you know it's solid.

Did Chad think of this?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=3236039&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab1pos2

I mean can't you just see Chad trying to pull this off like 5 years ago. Strolling out to a podium in the Zionsville gym with an OSU hat in one hand and a Florida State hat in the other.

I think the fact that people started talking about this Hart guy on message boards is the best part. Maybe Sharpe can declare for the NFL draft...we can just send in his Madden stats. He is bound to get some hype from those amazing stats.

Duke Sucks

Well Duke managed to beat UNC last night, and now we have to hear about how they are Gods gift to basketball. Do you think ESPN can hire some non-Duke lovers to work in the studio? Anyways this video is still priceless:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOgC2Qbqh4

"You even suck at rape, I know for a fact because my boy Mikey's got the tape."

Post of the Year

I win.

http://www.baconsalt.com/

Please tell me this wouldn't revolutionize your life. Please tell me this so I can know you are a total homo.

PS Sean R. on the website is right, I would put this on everything.

Sharpe = Next Madden?

Well the Giants beat the Patriots last night, and I just wanted to point out that Pat does not know much about football, here are a few of Pat's quotes from the blog over the last year.

(1/7/08)the sharpe said... Didn't the Patriots already beat the Giants for the Super Bowl a few weeks ago?
(1/14/07)the sharpe said....I was thinking about how much fun the countdown to new years is and how much we really don't have enough of countdowns to fill my insatiable appetite when I decided to come up with a countdown of my own. My completely orignal idea of the name NFL Countdown combined with my thoughts regarding what time the Giants would fire Tom Coughlin today to animorph into a fun little countdown to his firing. I really want to see him be bitter and say something about how gay Shockey is so I really feel as if I will pay close attention to any kind of news regarding his dismissal. The truly tough part of this kind of countdown is that I have no idea how soon he will actually be fired after losing to a McNabbless Eagles so I've decided to just guestimate in days. Ready? Wait, I'm not actually ready. Ok, lets get to count downing.
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1
So we can all see that my guess, as well as Donald's, on his firing would be in one day. If anyone believes my guess to be false they can feel free to leave something special for me in the comments section or just shove the comment directly up their ass.

P.S. how bout Eli escaping that sack and just gunslinging it down the field.

By Executive Decision

Giants Chadded Hardest this Year.

Ballot stuffing campaign will be investigated.

Pat finally defeated by more effeminate man.

Large Playoff beards ill advised for Arizona Weather; better left to ice rinks.

Peyton does not high five women, they are gross.

Toyota Sequoia can hold 8 crazies, EIGHT! That's almost a whole team.

Everyone is excited for me!

I Chad so Hard! Suck my Chad. Hard.