So What Do We Do Now?

Well, now that football season is over, what are we going to talk about over here at Barely Breathing. My suggestion: Wet Men
Ok, So maybe not the greatest idea. But I've got others as well. I'm probably going to make you read through quite a bit of hockey stuff as I single-handedly try to make hockey relevant in Indiana. There's rumors that Chad might pop his blog cherry soon as well. Perhaps we could even get Poppe to divulge some of the member's on his infamous "list." Sojo has been dying to know what his rank is for quite some time now. The scuttlebutt has that we might even expand the writers and find some new magicians. There's been talk of baking ourselves into a bisque...but it's not that easy to get into Poof! If that last one didn't strike any chords then I suggest you rent Arrested Development and get ready for it to blow your skirt up! And if you don't know who that is in the picture, then we're not friends...

Dear (Not Read Very Often) Diary

So........
It's been kind of dead around here recently. I guess I better take the Tech N9NE off loop. I haven't seen a party with 4 people invited die this fast since the last time I invited Mike Birbiglia to an orgy. I don't understand, you guys are all last semester seniors. Typical day for me last spring:
Wake up (9:00-11:00 a.m.)
Brush teeth(11:01-11:02a.m.)
Decide whether to play NBA Live in my room, or Tiger Woods in Poppe's room.(11:02-11:30)
Eat Lunch(11:30-12:00p.m.)
Play Video Games(12:00-5:00p.m.)
Get asked whose room this is by pledge - Respond "Do you think I would play video games on MY couch all day? This is Poppe's room, my couch is too far from the TV so I sit on the stool. Go Away." ALL DAY
Get asked if I ever have classes - 2 times a day
Get asked by Dan if I ever wear something besides shorts/sweatpants - 1 a day
Eat Dinner (5:00-5:30)
Play Video Games (5:30-7:00)
Watch Highlander(7:00-8:00)
Watch whatever TV shows I like at time(8:00-10:00)
Rinse, Repeat, Scrub Undercarriage

I mean seriously guys, what the hell? I mean, I enjoy hearing myself talk as much as you guys [enjoy] hearing me talk, but occasionally my fingers get tired. [Yes I know that means I now have landscaping duty] Let's go guys! It's the Playoffs! It's Sweeps! Even if it's only some comments!
Even if it's just an exclamation point! OK, that's it. See ya guys this weekend.