Challenge

I am not sure if anyone on the blog reads Stewart Mandell's mailbag, but he has a challenge for us this week.

"TV-character analogies are fun. Bonus points to anyone who can come up with college football equivalents for the five major characters -- Dennis, Dee, Mack, Charlie and Frank -- from another Mailbag favorite, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

This challenge was proposed because of this question

Glad to see you are down with the two best comedies on TV, The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm. These have been tough times lately for Dwight (dumped by Angela), Michael (bankrupt) and Larry David (dumped by Cheryl). Of the college "stars" recently "dumped" from the national-championship race (USC, Florida, Texas, Michigan, etc.), which do you think are, like Dwight, destined to come back in the coming years?--Trey Clark, Santa Barbara, Calif.

We Stay Classy Everywhere...

Not that any fraternity should be stereotyped by what its houses at other colleges do, but jeez.
Um, another sermon here. I guess the video is down now, but you can piece it together if you can read.

UPDATE

How messed up is Africa? They still have pirates?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/10/29/somalia.pirates/index.html

Am I the only one that thinks its a little rediculous that pirates still exist in a modern world with GPS? I mean, aren't we able to just like track these things?



I am tired of the international waters being an excuse too. What is Somalia going to do? They support pirates? Careful, I think the next republican president might start a new axis of "evil".

Red Sox Win....again!

Who could have imagined this just 5 years ago. After 86 years of misery the Red Sox now own the most World Series Championships in the new Milenium. Congrats boys! Ohh and the Cubs are still looking for that first championship in 100 years.



Ohh yea and A-Rod opting out during the Sox sweep just shows that he wants to be the center of attention and isn't a team guy. I hope the Red Sox just re-sign Lowell and dont bother with A-Rod.

I now know how my ladies feel...

So this is what it is like to do all the work. Seriously boys, I need someone else posting at least some of the time. I'm tired of reading my own posts and realizing how much grammar must hate me.

A Falcon who won't finance dog fighting

Best.gang.ever. For as gay as the dance fighting was some of the lyrics really reach the top of homodum. They go from talking about killing the kid to taking off his clothes. Sounds kinda like pledgeship actually.

flying of the handle

What sadist invented the button fly? Seriously, why couldn't we just jump right to the zipper? Not only were the masterminds of science unable to skip directly over the button fly we have now decided as a society it is an ok invention to bring back. What moron was designing the same pair of jeans everyone has with some random, new tear when he thought, "Wow, I would love to delay peeing for a solid 45 more seconds." Have people never drank before? Am I the only one who pees a few gallons after drinking? I hate you jean designer. I hate you so much.