Super Bowl Drinking Game

For the purposes of this game, a drink will be a normal pull of whatever you have in your hand. A shot is a shot, if you have questions about that see Chad.

Colts Fans
1 drink:

• Shot of Peyton on the only corded(cordful?, concorde[spanish with a accent on the e]) phone left in America.
• Marvin catches ball, runs straight out of bounds, avoids shots from deer hunters.
• Defense that was terrible all year makes hand gesture to celebrate ordinary play.
• Vinateiri makes field goal.
• Hunter Smith Punts.
• Colts go three and out.
• Bears returner goes for more than 30 yards on kickoff, 15 yards on punt.
• Archie Manning shown.
• Tarik Glenn false starts.
  

1 shot:

• Peyton throws to guarded receiver on 4th down in vain attempt to get pass interference call; doesn't.
• Terrence Wilkins fumbles football on obvious fair catch situation.
• Vinateiri misses field goal.
• Peyton throws interception.
• Lineman scores touchdown for/against Colts.
• Dallas Clark suffers 8th hideous leg injury.
• Dirty thoughts about Tony Dungy(see picture)
  

FINISH DRINK(3 shots):

• Peyton Manning scores on 80 yard run, taunts Urlacher, does flip into endzone.

You keep those mental images of naked Tony Dungy to yourself. SHOT!
Click this link http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/2006/06/uhhwtf.gif to actually see it working.

Bears fans
1 drink:

• Rex Grossman makes bad throw.
• Bears run 3 straight times for first down.
• Bears defense holds for 3 and out.
• Hester returns kick for over 30, punt for over 15.
• Bears receiver drops catch.
• Kyle Orton shown on sidelines.
• Grossman does something stupid and Muhsin Muhammad tries his best to not look like he wants to kill him. [sharpe]
• Tommy Harris or Mike Brown get hurt somehow on the sideline. [sharpe]
• 1985 team is mentioned.[sharpe]
• Thomas Jones goes thug and tries to start a fight after a legal tackle.[sharpe]

1 shot:

• Rex Grossman overthrows receiver by at least 10 yards.
• Grossman's QB rating after quarter is less than mine.
• Robbie Gould misses field goal.
• Kyle Orton plays.
  
• Bears intercept Peyton.
• Lineman scores for/against Bears.
  

FINISH DRINK

• Tank Johnson gets sack, 21 gun salutes.
• Ditka saves Miami from a natural disaster.[sharpe]

Brother! You look terrible...

That's all I could think of for now. Suggestions for more are encouraged in the comments, especially from Bears fans since I haven't actually watched them play this year. I'll add the good ones to the lists. I've been itching to put up that little animation of the guy checking out Dungy forever. I don't care if you've already seen it. It's from Deadspin.