The Real Victims Are the Children pt. 4

Kid: Dad!
Ryan: Huh, what?
Kid: I think there's a monster in the house.
Ryan: AHH! A monster?
Kid: Something was growling all night.
Ryan: ...Oh, you're probably just hearing my snoring, it can be pretty loud.
Kid: That was you? We don't even sleep on the same floor! Anyways, when is Uncle Sojo leaving? He's been playing my brand new video game all the time since I bought it yesterday. I haven't even played it yet!
Ryan: I don't know Johnny D, I thought he was going to leave a week ago.
JD: Do you think that I could get him to stop playing "Heaven is a Place on Earth" over and over again?
Ryan: Probably not. Hey, you wanna do something fun?
JD: Sure.
Ryan: Let's go try and convince Uncle Sojo that all the cool guys are getting belly button rings.
JD: You think it will work?
Ryan: Maybe if we distract him with candy...

Diesel doesn't have any pictures on facebook so I'll have to update it with a picture later...