Monday Stuffs

[Update: New Poll!]

Exciting NEWS!
After only 4 months of trying, we may officially be getting Chad onto the roster this week!

Also, On a more serious note, I caught Diesel stalking me this weekend. I was minding my own business at a local purveyor of spirits when I turned around and there he was, looming over me and pretending to not know that I had been standing in front of him. He later proceeded to act like nothing had happened...but I know what's going on here. Thus for the foreseeable future, I will not be making any Naked Salami sandwiches.

Also, I will need a rundown from sharpe of all the fantasy points you've received recently. I need to update my Fantasy Rec League team.

Ok, See ya guys tomorrow.

I'm An Emo Prairie Dog

Due credit to Sharpe for finding this... just thought I would share it.

Why Is There No Heat... Better Make My Own

Well, the house here has no heat and we are on day 3 of rediculously cold weather for April. I love waking up to seeing my breath. Ok, so it isn't that bad, but seriously, I had 4 showerheads on me the other day just trying to get my core temperature up. I am a creature of comfort, I enjoy being in comfortable weather.

Well it's Easter time and I am getting ready to head home, which usually means my mom is going to wake me up at about 5 AM on Sunday and make me go on some stupid egg hunt or something. She still refuses to tell me that the Easter Bunny is not real. So I usually end up wandering around the house while my mother jumps up and down real excitedly waiting for me to find the eggs while my dad just mumbles under his breath how dumb this all is.

I just noticed that I tend to put "well,..." a lot. I think that makes me sound like Eeyore. What a sad bastard he was eh? Always losing his tail. Talking real slow. Moving real slow. Always sleeping. Oh my god! I am Eeyore. And here I always thought I was more like Pooh. Well, if I'm Eeyore, SoJo is Piglet.

I best be on my way, and just so I know maybe you guys will read this incoherent post, I'm going to put a picture of a perty lady so you will wonder what I wrote about.

Citizens are not given prizes for being Citizens...

Because I am the purveyor of all things GOB, here is the link to watch the latest episode of 30 Rock which he guest starred on. Very Funny, I especially enjoyed when Thomas Jefferson proclaimed on Maury Povich that he "invented America."

Not too much happening on my end, I'm still jobless and last night I got drunk alone. I also did not turn the heater on so it was a brisk 40 degrees inside when I woke up. I also made bacon this morning, to go along with the toast and fruit snacks(calcium!). I also made 60 dollars because my neighbor felt bad that he had been pirating my wireless. I was actually nervous when going to the door because apparently my reaction to doorbells is that I have done something wrong.

I thought the Office was pretty sweet last night. Dwight totally pulled a "Bobby" on Roy, except substitute Jim for Sojo, and Roy for Random DU guy. Also Jim didn't manage to punch Dwight. So I guess not at all. But the internet really needs more mention of Sojo, so here it is.

[Update: I did find some mentions of Sojo, including this one where they spell his name SoJo. They don't give out his e-mail, but we could call him at least.]

I'm still waiting for an explanation of what 100% animals is supposed to mean...

Bees?

You'll notice(or not) that we now have little videos at the bottom that, if you click on them, will play at the top of the page. You can change what videos are there by editing the button in the Template section. What is your return policy on doves?

Brief

Does anyone else get a strange enjoyment out of walking through doorways about to close without touching the door? Something about doing no work and screwing over the next person to walk through makes it fun for me.

Everybody's laughing and cornholing except me...

Since everyone else seems to be doing it, I'll give my thoughts on bars.
My goals when going to the bar(s):
1. Don't meet anyone new. I have enough(8) friends, I don't need any more. I do not want to be saddled with remembering any new names, and I do not want to tell strangers how law school is.
1a. Spend very little time with "acquaintances": Too much time and they become "friends" see 1.
2. Spend as little money as possible. I will rarely, if ever, buy drinks for other people (unless it will be reciprocal, or a special occasion, or to convince them to do shots of Rumpleminze). I will always take free drinks, and make sure that no one else gets more free drinks than I do.
3. Put money in Jukebox, never hear songs requested. That's a given.
4. Make sure lungs are worse off than before coming to bar. This is important, especially if you exercised (walked to bar) beforehand. You've got to balance that out, and alcohol isn't going to affect your lungs properly unless something goes terribly wrong.
5. Try to stay at one bar. More bars = More strangers/acquaintances. Allowances are made for hot dogs.
6. Tell Sojo that girl he's been eyeing is ugly(if he thinks she's cute), attractive(if she thinks she's ugly). Always fun.
7. Take Prairie Fire shot if someone will buy it for you. It's free alcohol for me, and they get to watch me spit and try not to throw up for at least 15 minutes. I'm pretty sure John0 is the only person who's ever taken me up on the offer though.
8. Remind self to correct Sharpe when all the "bad things" from the night before suddenly were caused by me.
9. Try not to refer to myself as an inebriated version of an important Biblical figure...just in case.

[By the way, the other day I referred to Fridays as "the same as any other night except I don't have to go to school the next day." So don't ever leave undergrad, or live 30 minutes from civilization.]