I think You're Confusing Scary with Silly...

I have posted here a link that will take you to an interview with Will Arnett, Will Ferrell and Jon Heder in which discuss the new movie Blades of Glory. Just so you know Erin, I'm pretty sure we should copy Will Arnett's tattoo idea. You can see it by clicking anywhere on this underlined blue paragraph. Or you can click on the word here, not here, but the last one over there, ->here.

I should probably post another picture so that you guys will not skip over this post:

Query? No, I'm Straight.

Because I don't do enough reading as it is, I was reading a transcript of an interview with Jenna Fischer when this question and answer came up:

What was your favorite thing about working on Blades of Glory?

Working on the film was great. Those guys are really funny. I'm a huge Arrested Development fan, so I had to work really hard not to freak out on Will Arnett for as long as possible and then I broke down and told him how my favorite episode was 'Afternoon Delight' from season two when he's wearing the expensive suit and keeps telling people how much it cost. I did that to him around week two.

First of all, that's amazing willpower to wait two weeks to say "Come On!" I can barely stop myself from saying it to me in the mirror whenever I'm wearing a suit. Secondofly, that's definitely worth a vote for Pam in the poll, except I already voted for Karen today, maybe tomorrow.

Robot!

[Re-Update?] Reset the Poll. If you want to fix the vote you can comeback everyday and vote once. That is all.

[Update] By the by, for those of you who don't mind seeing some of the episode beforehand, there's some pretty hilarious clips from the next episode of the office here. [Tri-Update] I guess they took the best of the videos down...so I won't spoil what happened for you...but you definitely do not want to be wearing underwear when you watch the office next thursday.


I've got a lot to do this week, so I probably won't post too much myself. If you want to imagine what I would have written, you could probably just go watch Arrested Development, and it will be pretty close, only better and with moving pictures.

A Few Ground Rules...

Alright, you can see that we have some new additions to this magical piece of literature. Let me start by laying a few ground rules.

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-blog $*#ing, or #$@ing, or finger-#%*#ing, or #*%ing, or $#*ing, or even *#&$, even though so many people at this blog are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my quote box, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my #%#, and I'll personally *&^%*(^(*&^&%$%.

Under my tutelage, you might all be able to become successful executives...working for this guy.



OK, Finally, Don't ever take up all the urinals when I'm trying to use the restroom.

Year in Review - TV

So, since I watch alot of television, I figured it'd be my duty to provide you with my thoughts concerning the current seasons of television shows that I watch.

Monday

24 - I actually haven't really been watching 24 that much. I know that seems blasphemous, but I think it may just be a better show to watch on DVD. But, anything that can get unite large sweaty men(sans Pat and I, we are neither large, nor "men", nor sweaty in pat's case) into a small cramped room over an entire weekend day deserves it's own praise.

Heroes - I'm actually quite addicted to Heroes at the moment. It definitely grew on me after I watched the first 12 episodes consecutively one evening over Christmas break. Although, I am having trouble relating to the fact that EVERYONE on the show wishes to keep his power a secret. I'd be showing that shit off to everybody. And now that Ari's old boss is the "big bad...bad guy" I am a little more excited. He still wouldn't scare me into not flying around if I could though.

If you are watching "comedies" on CBS while these shows air...we cannot be friends...ever...I mean it.

Tuesday

House - Kind of a weak day of the week for TV shows. House has been OK this year, the whole storyline about the cop trying to bust House for being a drug user because House anally probed him was kind of annoying. Hopefully they'll get somewhere good with this show, it's kind of meandering.

Wednesday

Friday Night Lights - I've been enjoying this one, but only as a show that I like, but do not HAVE to watch. It has its moments, but it hasn't reached the status where I don't mind missing a week as long as I read the recap. I actually wish it was more about football. Still better than the movie.

Lost - Lost is less than 10 episodes into the season, so it's hard to judge here. I know alot of people are bitching because they don't answer all of our questions, but...come on, if you enjoy watching the show, then you should realize they can't answer the questions and keep the show going. People who like a show but want it to end are lame...I don't abide by that. As long as it's entertaining, prolong it all you want I say. There's too much crap on TV for me to wish the shows I enjoy would end.

Thursday

The Office - Pretty bad ass this year. To be honest, I'm glad Jim and Pam aren't together, I think it would completely ruin the show. The upcoming episodes sound pretty sweet, including one where Michael is wearing a woman's suit unknowingly. Andy's coming back too.

Scrubs - Incredibly disappointing this season. Don't know what else to say.

Friday -

Psych - This would be my second favorite new show. The mysteries usually are sucky, but I enjoy the characters. You can see that my steam is already running out for this entry, and I've only been typing for 8 minutes.


PS: If you're a sci-fi nerd(pat) I suggest downloading the first(and only) season of Firefly. It's pretty good. Whores and spaceships and cowboys.

And, speaking of whores, I will leave you with this exchange from the greatest television show ever made,
Gob: Well, gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be mom.
Buster: She's better looking than the whores you date!
Gob: Don't call my escorts whores.
Buster: Mom's still got it!
Gob: I don't date whores!
Lindsay: Stop it! Stop it! This objectification of women has to stop!
Michael: It's just mom and whores.

The Real Victims Are the Children pt. 2

Kid walks in to find his father laying down with swollen foot elevated.

Kid: Hey Dad, why are you laying down, is something wrong with your foot?
Adam: Yeah, I uh, hurt it playing volleyball.
Kid: Oh, who were you playing with?
Adam: I was at the gym and a group of 10-year-olds needed another player to get a whole game going.
Kid: So h0w did you hurt it; did you land on it wrong?
Adam: Um, sort of.
Kid: What do you mean sort of?
Adam: Well, it's not my fault. The kids kept just hitting it right back over the net, and it was making me so frustrated and none of them could spike it right and then the other team went up by like 5 points and I glared at them but it didn't help then finally I stomped my foot on the floor and I must have broken a bone or something.
Kid: Jesus Dad, you need help.
Adam: You know the doctor's told me that I can't bottle up my anger anymore after that heart attack I had in 2011.
Kid: Well, on the bright side I got an A- on my Math exam.
Adam: Great job, minus.
Kid: (disgruntled) What's that supposed to mean?
Adam: Nothing, it's just a joke from this great show that we used to watch.
Kid: You mean that show that only lasted for 3 years but you still watch every night before you go to bed? God you're lame.
Adam: You're lame, now go practice your illusions G.O.B.