A Few Ground Rules...

Alright, you can see that we have some new additions to this magical piece of literature. Let me start by laying a few ground rules.

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-blog $*#ing, or #$@ing, or finger-#%*#ing, or #*%ing, or $#*ing, or even *#&$, even though so many people at this blog are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my quote box, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my #%#, and I'll personally *&^%*(^(*&^&%$%.

Under my tutelage, you might all be able to become successful executives...working for this guy.



OK, Finally, Don't ever take up all the urinals when I'm trying to use the restroom.

Blogrules

I think we need to get some organization here if we ever want to win a Pulitzer.

1. Please Spell Check your posts unless you are drunk. We are all either graduates or candidates to be graduates of college; big-boy college. Misspellings for comedic effect are also allowed/encouraged.
   
2. Please tag your posts. It helps keep things tidy and allows a throwaway joke or two at the end of the post.
3. Please provide pictures/video whenever possible. It's like having posters on your wall. Or a really neat vase. Or perhaps a bearskin rug in front of your roaring fire (Please do not use this as a euphemism for your pubic hair; already copyrighted).
4. Develop a catchphrase. For instance, whenever your post is over you could type "I just blogged that like it was hot!", or "I drop blogs on ya!", or "Slob on my blog!", or even "Blogga Blogga bill ya'll". You know, something hip and fresh.
5. That's all I can think of for now, anything left in the comments that is good can be added to the list.
6. Or you can just do whatever the hell you want. But I've hired someone to make sure that everything stays kosher.
   

Curtis tags his posts...