Health and Nutrition

Here's my approximation of an appropriate food pyramid for a person living on their own such as myself. Those of you going off on your own soon would be wise to mimic this, although you will have to be able to ignore the Checkout lady when she looks askance at you when you buy 15 pounds of meat at one time.

A few notes

1. The foods at the lowest end are the ones you eat the most.
2. Salami is the best choice for lunchmeat. It "stays" the longest, and it does not suffer from the "wetness" of other lunchmeats. No one likes wet meat.
3. Bacon is delicious, it really deserves it's own category.
4. Cheese snacks includes crunchy and soft cheetoh type snacks.
5. For those smartasses out there, it says Frozen Pizza, not frozen popcorn.
6. Fruit and "greens" are not important. They didn't invent vitamins so you can be forced to gag down disgusting organic things.
7. Steak would be lower on the pyramid, but it is expensive. I advise stocking up whenever it is on sale.

Blog-related notes

• Since I imagine most everyone who reads this blog will be gone for the next week, this is probably the last post in a while. When we return we can have a competition for most embarrassing photo. Or if you wish, "em-bare-assing"...for the ladies.
• Anyway, please don't call me if you get arrested, I am not allowed to give actual legal advice. Save that 50 cents for a condom for "Bruce." You don't want to leave the slammer with no dignity AND anal warts.