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The Apocalypse Is Near

Goddammit. Thats how this post is beginning. Because when you start something with a curse word, you know it is serious. Sort of like when Jack says DAMMIT!, only I added a little blasphemous tone by putting god before my dammit. Cursing aside, I just realized something today. This is possibly one of the dumbest post seasons in NFL history. Look at the teams that could possibly be in the Super Bowl, and keep in mind I just said Super Bowl, not playoffs. Quoting the immortal Mora Sr., Playoffs?!? Don't talk about playoffs, we're talking about the superbowl. How on earth are the Saints even in the running? Are you serious? They were the second worse team in the league last year. How the hell do you turn a team around that fast. Sean Peyton for coach of the year??? After this season I wouldn't question you if you said he could turn water into wine. I only hope to God though that they don't make it because if I have to hear about "America's" team and how the Saints have had to struggle through all the tragedy of New Orleans and that shit again, I might kill myself.


Also, on a note of annoying things in the post season, I shall list them in order because we all know how much BAC loves lists.

1. New England/Indianapolis - I am an outright Colts fan, but if I have to hear any more fuckin stories about how many games which team has won where and when and under what circumstances and playoff monkeys, I might kill myself.
2. Bears/Saints - If I could come up with a more boring story line, I would be writing this blog about the WNBA. I just hope something neat happens like Urlacher misses a sideline tackle and takes out a waterboy. That would be worth seeing.
3. Rex Grossman - If I have to hear, "Which Rex Grossman will show up this week?" again, I might kill myself.
4. Peyton Manning - If I have to hear, "Can Manning outsmart the Patriots?" again, I might kill myself.
5. Tom Brady - If I have to see his smug little smile when he talks about how much he respects the Colts when in the back of his head he is thinking, "I could beat the fuck out of these guys and then make dreamboat love to Gisele after this" again, I might kill myself.
6. Drew Brees - If I have to look at his birthmark again, I might kill myself.

Dammit, I'm pissed now. This sucks. I'm not left with many options. Here's hoping that I can make it out of the playoffs.