Bad Excuses

As the end of the semester/year approaches i have heard some terrible excuses for NOT going to the bars this semester. I am truly dissappointed in some people that will not be named, but they know who they are. Anyways here are some of the more popular responses.

1). "I have a lot of homework."
Real Meaning - I was being lazy all week/hanging out with my girlfriend and didn't get my shit done. Come on it is Wednesday night at Jakes, cheap drinks, slutty girls, you know that will be more fun then homework. And you know if you wait til Wednesday night to do your HW you will get several drunk dials from me. Lets see if I can get my engineering shit done you can get yours done, and seriously Wednesday is the start of the weekend.
2). "I am tired."
Real Meaning - I plan on staying in and watching TV. Or you plan on drinking by yourself, either way its not good.
3). "I don't have any money."
Real Meaning - I would rather spend my money on something other then alcohol. Unless that other thing is a prostitute, you are making some bad decisions, and even the prostitute is a questionable call because who knows how that could end*. Plus you had plenty of money when you ordered a BigTen combo.
4). "Which bar are we going to?"
Real Meaning - I have to meet up with some other people. You will run into them reguardless, there are 3 1/2 fun bars** at Purdue I am sure they will see you at some point. Harper and Colbert can ask this question since they both are banned from certain bars.

Seriously just come to the bars, you will have fun unless you are Scholtes, and then you just won't have fun period.

*Joey had sex with a Hooters girl in highschool and got robbed. I dont know if she was a prostitute but I like to think that all Hooters girls are.
** Maybe even less then that: Stacks, Jakes, Brothers, and 1/2 the time you go to Harry's as long as its before 9.