Thursday, April 10, 2008

Its My Alcohol

So tonight some guy named Dorks Bentleys is playing a concert at Elliot. I think he sang Achey Breaky Heart (only country song I know) or something. I asked Aaron who he was and he went on telling me that, "Bentleys is one of the best country singers...Ever." All I got from this was his music is not played at Stacks, and he isn't in FallOutBoy, LFO, or TechN9ne, so he isnt good.

My real reason for this post is the fact that several guys invited girls to pregame with them for this concert. I am not sure if they didnt think the girls would show or they just are dumb but for some reason they didnt have alcohol for these young ladies. Anyways they decided to come to me because they heard my room is stalked with alcohol. But I would not share with these youngsters because they kept asking me if I had any "house alcohol". I do not have any house alcohol, I have alcohol that was purchashed by the house with my social*, and then was given to me. So I sent them away and then did a couple shots of McCormicks that the house purchased for me.

Oh well i am 100% not sorry. I have been drinking for the past 2 hours because Colbert is dragging me to BW3s to watch the Warriors game with him. And I have learned that the only way you can hang out with Colbert is if you dumb yourself down to his level.

*Actually I did not pay social this semester...Eta Fuckin' Beta!

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