The Bears...got an Offense?
The word around the NFL is that the stumblin’ Bears got themselves an offense that “experts” are predicting to rank in the top 8 of the league. Apparently Devin Hester is a natural at wide receiver…who would have thought it? Rookie, tight end, Greg Olson has also been impressive snagging everything within his vicinity. So now the Bears have an impressive set of skills players that includes, Muhsin Muhammad, Bernard Berrian, Desmond Clark, Olson and Hester. The only problem…the Gunslinger is still the QB who sometimes just says, “Fuck it…I’m going deep”.
Grossman may not be the QB for long though, and Griese isn’t the one who could unseat Sexy Rexy. The Chicago Tribune is reporting that a new and improved Kyle Orton has been amazing in workouts so far.
Apparently Orton has ditched his party boy lifestyle (guess he isn’t a true Pike….pussy), and is in the best shape of his life*. We all know about the Bears defense, and who knows, if their offense plays like some are predicting; they could be back in the Super Bowl.
My pick for the NFC is the rebuilt** city of New Orleans and their Saints. With an improved defense, and one of the best offenses in the league that is lead by Brees, Bush, Colston, and McAlister, looks to me like they are the best team in the NFC this year.
* Reportedly there has also been a white male in his early twenties stalking Orton, and wanting to touch him non-sexually…could it be Fandle?
** Do you think they will rename the city of New Orleans, now that it has been rebuilt? I hope they go with the laundry detergent style name….New Ultimate Orleans….now whiter then ever!
* Reportedly there has also been a white male in his early twenties stalking Orton, and wanting to touch him non-sexually…could it be Fandle?
** Do you think they will rename the city of New Orleans, now that it has been rebuilt? I hope they go with the laundry detergent style name….New Ultimate Orleans….now whiter then ever!
9 comments:
1. The Browns and Panthers suck balls.
2. Orton will take the Bears all the way...just like I did with your cousin.
3. Brees will probably get hurt this season since New Orleans is prone to disaster.
1). I would like to take this time to clarify my position on sports teams. I have renounced all alliances no matter how big or small to all professional teams; except the Boston Red Sox. So from now on I am impartial to the NFL and NBA(which is rigged anyways).
2). Pat did not go all the way with my cousin.
So you got rid of all your shitty teams and hung on to the only one likely to actually win anything in the next decade...
Is there like a newsletter for bandwagon jumpers, or is it just like an instinct?
That is an incorrect statement. I have been a Red Sox fan since I was born...because I was born in Boston...and Fenway was the site of my first baseball game. Becoming a fan of a team in the late 80's that hadn't won anything since 1918 would not be what I consider "jumping" on the Bandwagon.
Anyways it is also hard to have "favorite" teams when you have moved as many times as I have.
Cubs fans...
I don't have a problem as long as your actually sticking to not having a team in the NFL and NBA. Having never had a baseball team, I don't anticipate getting taunted about who's team sucks (Bears) and whose team doesn't (Colts).
I believe Klein is the only Cubs fan on here.
Ohh and the '04 Red Sox were better then the '05 White Sox. I already won this debate.
What does Klein being a Cubs fan have to do with anything?
The point is, just because a team hasn't won anything, i.e. the Cubs, doesn't mean that people don't jump on the bandwagon.
This post got out of hand, can't we all agree the Bears won't win with Sexy Rexy under center. This was in the Tribune today, about why Rex didn't go all out to run down Kelvin Hayden after he intercepted Rex's 4th quarter pass in the Super Bowl. "First, I thought he had stepped out of bounds," Grossman said. "Then I thought he was going to cut back [toward the center of the field]. Then I couldn't get around somebody and was thinking, 'What's going on?'"
I agree.
Obviously Rex didn't want to get paralyzed like the QB in Friday Night Lights the tv show. Or maybe his truck stick wasn't working.
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