The Bears...got an Offense?

The word around the NFL is that the stumblin’ Bears got themselves an offense that “experts” are predicting to rank in the top 8 of the league. Apparently Devin Hester is a natural at wide receiver…who would have thought it? Rookie, tight end, Greg Olson has also been impressive snagging everything within his vicinity. So now the Bears have an impressive set of skills players that includes, Muhsin Muhammad, Bernard Berrian, Desmond Clark, Olson and Hester. The only problem…the Gunslinger is still the QB who sometimes just says, “Fuck it…I’m going deep”.

Grossman may not be the QB for long though, and Griese isn’t the one who could unseat Sexy Rexy. The Chicago Tribune is reporting that a new and improved Kyle Orton has been amazing in workouts so far.

Apparently Orton has ditched his party boy lifestyle (guess he isn’t a true Pike….pussy), and is in the best shape of his life*. We all know about the Bears defense, and who knows, if their offense plays like some are predicting; they could be back in the Super Bowl.

My pick for the NFC is the rebuilt** city of New Orleans and their Saints. With an improved defense, and one of the best offenses in the league that is lead by Brees, Bush, Colston, and McAlister, looks to me like they are the best team in the NFC this year.

* Reportedly there has also been a white male in his early twenties stalking Orton, and wanting to touch him non-sexually…could it be Fandle?
** Do you think they will rename the city of New Orleans, now that it has been rebuilt? I hope they go with the laundry detergent style name….New Ultimate Orleans….now whiter then ever!