Southern Hospitality
I was recently reading a forum about college football; in which all SEC fans said that teams like Ohio State, USC, and Texas would lose 3 or 4 games every year in their conference. This made me laugh, and I almost commented but I realized that it is not worth arguing with these people. They do not understand the rest of the country and have not for some time. If you need any evidence about their sanity; then just think about how they STILL reenact Civil War* Battles. 
In some cases, if there are not enough Union soldiers present, Confederate soldiers are asked to change sides, or become galvanized yankees, for the day/event. That is pathetic for the South. Obviously the rest of the country wants to put this, embarassing time for our country, behind us and will not even participate in these events, and yet the Southerners continue to reenact these battles. I think that we need to do a better job limiting sibling marriages** in the South, because obviously our current rules are not working.
** We definitely need to at least stop them from inbreeding, like Frank from “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” said “banging your sister is wrong”.
3 comments:
My favorite is all the 'reasons' for the civil war that have suddenly come up. For a hundred years, north and south, everyone admitted it was about slavery. Now, suddenly, it was about taxes and 'northern bankers' (Southern bankers, presumably, were a wonderful lot) and just about every other reason BUT slavery.
Whenever some cracker comes up with that crap I provide them with the folowing link: http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/csa/scarsec.htm
They tend to get real quiet after that. (Of course, they may just not be able to read.)
I think you are looking at the South, aka where people go to die, in an entirely incorrect light. The South is good for two things: smoking hot, stupid girls and rap "songs" that ryhme words with Atlanta. Neither of which require "book learnin'" of any kind, I reckon. Expect nothing more/less from the region.
I want to see them galvanize themselves. Do you have to go to the steel factory to get it done or is there a home kit?
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