Southern Hospitality

I was recently reading a forum about college football; in which all SEC fans said that teams like Ohio State, USC, and Texas would lose 3 or 4 games every year in their conference. This made me laugh, and I almost commented but I realized that it is not worth arguing with these people. They do not understand the rest of the country and have not for some time. If you need any evidence about their sanity; then just think about how they STILL reenact Civil War* Battles. In some cases, if there are not enough Union soldiers present, Confederate soldiers are asked to change sides, or become galvanized yankees, for the day/event. That is pathetic for the South. Obviously the rest of the country wants to put this, embarassing time for our country, behind us and will not even participate in these events, and yet the Southerners continue to reenact these battles. I think that we need to do a better job limiting sibling marriages** in the South, because obviously our current rules are not working.

*In the south it is referred to as the “War of Northern Aggression”.
** We definitely need to at least stop them from inbreeding, like Frank from “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” said “banging your sister is wrong”.