Oh my god, I'm back again...

Hey everyone, it's been awhile and believe me... I heard your cries... I shall write once again.

Well this summer is going extremely slow and much like Adam, I too am working for valuable work experience and little money only its been ok because I am working with the Colts. Oh, and for the illinois people and the Northern Indiana people who claim to be a part of Chicago even when their dad is a mayor in INDIANA... the Colts are a football team in the NFL that are currently World Champions. They beat some team last year for the title... it was exciting. Anyways, on to a day in the life of a college graduate without a real job.

I usually show up to "work" about 8 minutes early to try and impress my boss that I am punctual and care about my job... she does not care. Instead I sit down in front of her desk and begin my grueling day of work.

Work usually consists of me sitting and doing nothing while she checks emails and talks on the phone to people. I just sit and read the 9 million inspirational quotes on her wall such as, "If you can't do anything about it --- Why worry? If you can do something about it --- Why worry?" Ummm, I don't get it either.


Next, and this is only if she is swamped, she will ask me to walk up to the front of the building and shred some papers. I did get to shred Brady Quinn's information release form from the combine the other day and I honestly thought about trying to eBay it... what could I get for that Chad??? It had the boy toys autograph on it which actually looked like my signature in the third grade... without the heart for the A of course.

After a little office sitting and staring, I get to go out to practice and run the chains which is a blast. I have always wanted to be the guy that reaches up and switches the down marker and now I can honestly say I have done that. The only time I screwed up so far I got yelled at by Peyton and Tom Moore... DAMMIT Ryan, you didn't review the tapes... Peyton must be so dissapointed.

I have had a few run ins with players so far and that has been neat. Jeff Saturday asked me if I owned a gun, Adam Vinatieri gave me a really excited, "What's happenin' man!" and Peyton Manning walked past me without looking at me. The whole restraining order has really put a damper on our relationship.

Anyways, I am headed off to Summer Camp to be a little bitch there for 4 weeks so I may not get to do many stories. I hope you all don't miss me and I am very upset that I can't go to the 90's party. I do a mean Zach Morris with my hair (which is getting nice and wavy and blonde right now). So I bid you all adieu and remind you to say hello to Beckham tonight. 5 bucks says he starts the game...