Tuesday, June 26, 2007

HR/PR/Typical Work Place

Work life balance. I love how my past/current employers always say they have a great work/life balance program. Yet it seems you have to work at least 40 hours a week between 9am and 6pm Monday-Friday and can't take off more then 21 days a year (never more then two days at a time), unless you want to get singled out. Its cool though, you get to dress casual on Fridays. Maybe that's what they are referring to.

Diversity. Yeah right. I think I once saw a director/partner that was not a white dude once??? There was a gay secretary at PwC last summer. Maybe thats what they were referring to.

First Fridays - - Free Lunch everyone!!! (Sold. I am working here forever)

All the 30/40 somethings ask about what "wild times" you had on the weekend Monday mornings. I think I should shock them sometime and say I beat a hooker in an alley to see the look on thier face.

7 comments:

The Griz said...

I bet if Beno told everyone here at work that he beat a hooker in an ally that they would probably believe him and just laugh......cause he's the drunk kid

Anonymous said...

This Beno guy sounds a lot more fun then you "The Griz". Way to be the 3rd out of 8 to use "the" in your blog name. Lame....this guy.

The Griz said...
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The Griz said...

You're just jealous of my enormous collection of Hasselhoff pictures

BAC said...

the bac says: Singled out was an underrated show.

Chadding Hard said...

side note: none of you are as "hard" as me...take that as you will.

Teno17 said...

I just want to say that I agree with Akon. How was I suppose to know she was underage on Spring Break, but you can put the blame on me.