HR/PR/Typical Work Place

Work life balance. I love how my past/current employers always say they have a great work/life balance program. Yet it seems you have to work at least 40 hours a week between 9am and 6pm Monday-Friday and can't take off more then 21 days a year (never more then two days at a time), unless you want to get singled out. Its cool though, you get to dress casual on Fridays. Maybe that's what they are referring to.

Diversity. Yeah right. I think I once saw a director/partner that was not a white dude once??? There was a gay secretary at PwC last summer. Maybe thats what they were referring to.

First Fridays - - Free Lunch everyone!!! (Sold. I am working here forever)

All the 30/40 somethings ask about what "wild times" you had on the weekend Monday mornings. I think I should shock them sometime and say I beat a hooker in an alley to see the look on thier face.