Stupid Penis Drugs
That Enzyte Guy really bothers me. Are we supposed to believe that he took these pills and his penis grew? Or is he just finally able to get an erection? They always show his wife like she's the happiest person alive, but if she had been dealing with a limp dude and his depression I can see how she'd be happy now that he could finally bring his 45 seconds of thunder. I mean, if these pills really made your penis bigger, wouldn't the doctor give you them during your checkup? It'd be negligence not to right? If they really make your junk fuller, why do they offer a sample pack? Do you have to use it like constantly? Will it shrink if you only take the sample pack and then stop? Will your junk get just a little bigger? How does the pill know when to stop making it bigger? Does it make you permanently smile? Does that guy have suggestive phallic symbols all over his home to remind people that he MAY be huge now? He should have his own show that gets canceled after one week so we can learn these things. Anyway, that commercial has been on like 5 times during hockey(or twice, but let me have my hyperbole) and it's been bugging me. So if anybody's taking it, you can just answer the questions in the comments. I'm sure one or two of the foreigners or people who come here thinking we have porn might know.
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Didn't Robin Williams have a skit about how sad women get when men take these kinds of pills? A guy who has a dick bigger than before is going to want to use it constantly regardless of how "not in the mood" their partner is (I said partner to be gay friendly because I'm not a bigot). I've heard some rumor about how if you don't use it, you lose it and I'm next to certain it is in regards to penis enhancement.
So you're finally admitting that you're bi...
By the way, 1980's called, and it wants your Robin Williams reference back.
Also, what is going on this weekend, there's a rumor that I'll be in Lafayette, haven't checked with my agent yet though.
By the way, good for you in getting lots of people to come look at the site from your facebook profile...Bad for them since I'm assuming they are coming to see if you wrote about them or have pictures of them...suckers
This would be a good weekend to come. We have a tab on friday (made +1 by the fact that we can creep out the calendar girls afterwards) and then extravaganza is on saturday. True story.
Well, it is doubtful I would be able to make it up by the time the tab is still going, but Extravaganza sounds fun....
Watch out though because if you haven't paid your social then the cost goes from 10-20 dollars. I'm rather confident that you've paid up though.
We will see, I will bring some nice clothes if I remember, although Erin is pretty busy this weekend, so I might not have a date unless Sojo rides in on his motorcycle.
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