The Real Victims Are the Children pt. 3

Kid walks into his father's den.

Young Adult: Oh hey Dad, what are you up to?
Chad: Huh, what?
Young Adult: (Confused) Oh, sorry, I thought you were looking right at me.
Chad: Don't worry about it. It was just a quick power nap before I go over some more game film.
Young Adult: Why are you still wearing full pads? You know as well as I do the game isn't for another 2 days.
Chad: I'm trying to get into the right frame of mind, this is an important game.
Young Adult: I know that, but you're coaching, and I'm going to need those pads for the game. I thought you were just borrowing them for your own football game, although I was never quite clear why you needed them for flag football.
Chad: Well, there's going to be a lot of pro scouts at the game, and ever since I got the operation that gave me 2 extra inches of height, I've been working out in preparation for my comeback. I brought out my high school pads that you can use for the game. And I'm going to need my number back as well.
Young Adult: Fine, I wish you had let me pick my own number in the first place.
Chad: Don't get all bent out of shape about it Junior. Also, make sure you're looking for me going deep, the corner's will cheat up on me since I'm an unknown.
Chad Jr: Dad, you're not actually going to play.
Chad Sr: Yes I am.
Chad Jr: No you're not.
Chad Sr: Yes, I am.
Chad Jr: Fine, but I am not passing to you.
Chad Sr: If you're trying to sabotage my comeback, then you're benched.
Chad Jr, Chad Sr: Jerk.



Unrelated NOTE: Does any one else get excited when jhutt emails you? I keep hoping that hsolo or lskywalk will be next.