What are you listening to?

Seriously? I love the full denim outfit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ


I can't figure out how to post videos. And I dont care to learn

Cock Puppets

For some reason, my dick just can't sing this well.

so...I got a little drunk last bight

and I'm not sorry! I hate all of you and I hope you die. I'm not sorry that I ran around the house naked while I helicocktered by penis. You know people who are sorry? They don't look like me right now. I'm totally 100% not sorry that I tried to motorboat Karen. This is me not sorry. I'm 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 not sorry about putting my wiener on that one girls leg. I'm just not sorry. I'm so far from sorry that it hurts about showering without water in the hallway. I hate you all and I'm not sorry.

ps I'm still drunk so it was all worth it.
pss I'm actually kinda sorry

PEACE BE WITH YOU

the sharpe

The Landlord

tired of hearing this

Get your asshole brother out of here...

Quick Thought: Which word came first? Asshole or Hassle?

A letter from the Team.

Chad,

I am very excited to see that you have become a part of the blog. You are like the free agent that we keep trying to nail down, but can't seem to do it because your demands are just too high. You are a Yankee's player getting bid on by a Royals team. (By the way, Royals are 3-6, a fairly good .333, not .500 as our illustrious Chad commented earlier {ask him about it}). Anyways, Chad, you are that mysterious player that we have all heard about but can't wait to see perform. Perhaps you have the literary equivalent of the gyroball. In fact, you joining this team may be more ground breaking than Dice-K going to the Red Sox. Maybe we should call you Chad-K instead.

Oh no, now I may have jinxed you. For you now have such a great literary commitment to this blog, hopefully the blog analysts will be kind as you start your career and know that this is a different forum than you are used to and you may not be used to this style quite yet... but we know you will get it in the long run. They will call you the Anna Kournikova of blogs, all looks, no substance, but we know the truth, and when they get it, the truth is gonna sting. We didn't pay for those writing lessons, the personal massuese, the paid trips to and fro Zionsville for nothing, oh no, we know your potential, we know they will one day hang your keyboard high from the cieling with the likes of those such as your idol, Tucker Max, or maybe even perhaps with the creator of "The Game"... you know, that bald dude, that I still don't understand and/or believe he ever gets pussy.

Still, as this season gets underway Chad, I wish you the best of luck. May your keystroke be swift, your backspace be speedy, and your hunt and peck technique be noisy. This is our year, this is our team, and by now, I think we all know, this is our country. This is ourrrrrr country.

Sincerely,
Diesel

I think they are probably here for the free chicken.

The other day I was listening to that song by the guy from American Idol who didn't win and turned down the chance to sing for Fuel. (Probably a good choice by the way) That got me thinking a bit, and I decided I might pay a bit more attention to music if the Record Companies got to treat their bands like athletic teams. If they had total control over the make up of bands (signing free agents, waiving cokeheads, trading a maligned drummer, calling up musicians from the small bar scene, making overpaid and undertalented musicians play the triangle or cowbell until they could be taken off the salary cap) I would probably pay more attention. But then I realized that I didn't know the names of more than like, 4 musicians, so I stopped thinking about it, because I figured I wouldn't be able to offer any good examples of why it would work.

Happy Birthday! (I can do this because I am the Webmaster Flex)