Bears = Broncos

By substituting QB for RB, you arrive at the above equation. The Broncos can plug in whatever running back they want into their offense, and that running back will inevitably get lots of yards. The Bears can plug in whatever third-rate QB into their offense, and that QB will inevitably throw back-breaking interceptions and generally screw over the defense. Also Cedric Benson must secretly be a woman. Don't get too down Pat, at least the Cubs made the playoffs!

I would also like to personally thank Donovan McNabb for his 3 point performance last night. "May his hat fly as high as his dreams"

I hope Chad caught them mentioning how Cutler beat Zionsville in the RCA dome for the state championship, I thought it was a good touch.

I would also like to congratulate myself for winning both of the Fantasy Baseball leagues I played in this year, despite drafting players that I had literally never heard of before. Congratulations self, you are now richer than you were before yesterday. I can now completely ignore baseball again, just as the world was intended to be.