Hey NBA...

In an attempt to butch it up a bit this week, I am going to go over my thoughts about the NBA real quick:

This year has sucked...alot. I guess if you were a fan of a the Suns or the Mavs, this year would be pretty sweet. Or if you were a Pistons fan(although you and Satan and Coconut Monkey are probably too busy betting souls during Strip Yahtzee to notice). But for pretty much everyone else it has kinda blown. I mean, you Bulls fans can pretend to be excited...but it's pretty hard to win a Championship without Michael Jordan or a post scorer.

And then there's my team, the Pacers.
I've known from the beginning of the year that the Pacers were not going to be anything special. Sans Larry Bird showing up light(weight not skin tone) and rarin' to go, we were not going to wow anyone. Another season of placid mediocrity interspersed with brawls and suspensions was all I really had to look forward to. Of course then we had the Stephen Jackson - Three Finger showdown, followed by the infamous saloon incident. Squished in between was the attempt at a whitewash. OK, now everything is underlined and I don't know how to get rid of it...deal with it, I'm running out of time as it is. The main point is I learned shortly that the draft class was supposed to be pretty sweet this year, so secretly I hoped for us to suck...monkey balls. Of course we promptly managed to swindle our way to five games above .500, meaning we were miles ahead in the playoff race for the 6th seed. Of course all mediocre things must come to an end, so we then turned on the brakes and are presently on our way to the Lottery after losing 11 of 12 right? WRONG on two fronts. Not only are we tied for the last spot in the East, positioning ourselves for our yearly "Ass Pistoning", but we traded our first rounder(top 10 protected) for AL HARRINGTON, who managed to make it 30 games before everyone remembered we traded him because he is a black hole(in layman's terms "ball goes in....never comes back"). So now we have to suck even harder just to get to keep the pick, which will no doubt result in us not making the playoffs, but getting the 11th pick, which will be quickly shuffled off so that we can be stuck with an even shittier team next year. DAMNIT. Good luck reading that with all the underlines.

This is either the Greatest moment of the day, or the Greatest moment of my week.

Look to your right...now down a little...past the links... BAM!

If that wasn't the dropping the soap in prison scare this site needed then I don't know what is.

Anyways, since I'll be spending the weekend alone I will try and post a couple times since I know you guys get jealous thinking about all the awesome stuff I do by myself.

You guys are encouraged also to write here... I have been especially disappointed in the lack of comments recently. It's kind of depressing, like I bought a fancy new headband and you guys don't even care enough to tell me how lame it is.

By the by, We need to have a consensus about what should take the place of the word gay to mean lame, because obviously as we slowly convalesce out of the fantasy world that is college, we'll have to learn code words that aren't offensive, but obviously actually using the word "lame" is lame in and of itself, so we need to make some progress on this front.

Again, I want to reiterate that it gets lonely over here when no one posts. I don't want to be Ron Artest's dog here or anything...but seriously, some scraps or something guys. Anyway, I'm gonna go listen to that song from the OC where Ryan is deeply contemplating whether or not he wants to find Volchek and kill him or go back to the Ultimate Fighting cage and get his ass beat.


NOTE: If you would like to make your own poll, go to http://www.webpollcentral.com/ and use the user name bac5400. Hint for the password: Chad's old Facebook Password. Diesel will know what I'm talking about.
I'm pretty sure you can just make a poll, then copy the html or javascript into the post.