Monday, September 28, 2009

The real reason Purdue lost on Saturday.......

WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- The Big Ten has suspended Purdue offensive guard Zach Reckman for Saturday's game against Notre Dame after it reviewed Reckman's late hit at the end of the Northern Illinois game.

Reckman dropped a right forearm on NIU's Sean Progar after Progar recovered a fumble and slid to end Purdue's final desperation play in the Huskies' 28-21 win. NIU's Alex Kube immediately pushed Reckman off Progar, but the situation did not escalate.

Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany said in a statement that Reckman's actions were unacceptable and could have triggered a larger incident.

Purdue coach Danny Hope said in a statement that Reckman made a mistake, and the team would have to live with the Big Ten's decision.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Good Bye Stacks...We will miss you!

Effective tonight at midnight Stacks will be closing its doors forever. How sad.


What other bar would this be acceptable at???

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Sharpe's Hero

Finally an athlete Sharpe can look up too! Apparently Heath Bell lost 25 pounds this offseason using....Wii Fit.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Making Rupp Proud!

So I am watching the Kentucky vs Flordia game and I noticed something unusual about Kentucky's court. There is only one 3 point line on the court! This is significant because I haven't seen any college courts with only one line. The guys moved theirs back a foot this year but the girls line stayed at the same place, hence the confusion Hummel always has shooting 3's (people from valpo can't figure out those pesky 2 lines).

This made me wonder....where do the UK women play. Better yet who cares. I am extremely sick of women's basketball which has been given an abnormal amount of TV time because of Pat Summit and her 1,000 win. Who cares! I believe Sharpe wrote a blog about this a long time ago, so I won't get into it. But I can't help but think that the women play in a tiny building off campus; just the way Adolf Rupp would have wanted it.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Chad writing commercials?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTA5g8UF0A4&feature=related

If only Shaq made the hmm noise somewhere in the commercial, then I would be certain Chad wrote it.

Friday, January 30, 2009

I Just threw up in my mouth...

I understand there is a level of satire involved here, however, this is ridiculous.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Such a good seat, yet such a bad view

So my brother got tickets to the Bulls game last night, right behind their bench. Little did he know that the game would be completely ruined due to the fact that he had to stare at the ugliest thing ever to be put on the earth.


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Friday, December 19, 2008

Facebook Official


Look who somehow managed to find a girlfriend. Did facebook give you access to 2 accounts, so you could make this girl up?

P.S. How old is she?

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008

We've all had this problem

See more Rob Corddry videos at Funny or Die

Thursday, October 30, 2008

University of Phoenix letter of Recommendation

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_undertakes_presidential?utm_source=EMTF_Onion


Returning to an America where you can slap your secretary on the ass......now that's a campaign slogan!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Getting Back to Basics



This blog was pretty much started so that we could talk about TV shows. Lets get that back cracking.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Why?

Do you think it's time we just sent this badboy into internet oblivion?

Anyways, I've got like 10 minute until class and i'm bored as shit so I thought I would type words on the screen and then save them onto the internet so that some time in the future I can be running for mayor or something and someone will bring up a screenshot of this blog and say something like, "what was it like to be so lame in 2008?" And then of course I would say something like, "what do you mean good sir?"* And they would show our site and everyone would gasp and throw cabbage or something at me and I would cry and cry and cry.

So what about Heroes huh, who the fuck is writing these stories? Why on earth is every other scene a dream sequence of something that may or may not be happening in the future? And seriously, why are they not superpower fighting for at least 25% of every show? And now they are all related but were test-tube babies? Except for the fact that one guy is like a billion years old but they put him in a coffin for a nap? If they don't buy Peter some acting classes I am going to start watching the Mentalist.

Dexter season opener was kind of disappointing as well. Can't things go right and he gets to kill people with no problems for at least a little while? It's like they are trying to tell us that vigilante justice is NOT the way to go, when we all know that it is.

Anyways, in summation, "Your Dick"

Thank you



*Or more likely, "At least I have a penis." if it's a guy, or "You have a penis." if it's a girl.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Sunny Blog

By popular[more than you] request.


Sue me if it doesn't work.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Fucking Fischers




Unless Big Game Tiller called for a side-over-side, hooking, sprayed shot which should at no point have a chance of going in then you are just an awful athlete. I would also like to call out the tool who patted him on the back after both misses. This is definitely behavior you should be encouraging.

Also, I don't think staring at the goal posts with your mouth open is going to give you another shot. Is it possible for Purdue to get a non-mouth breathing kicker?

I fucking hate fischers. (fischers will no longer be capitalized)*

*OSU is also no longer able to put a "t" in front of their name. tUSC now owns this ability.