Traveling

Today I am traveling north to see our beloved Sojo. If anybody has anything they want me to communicate to him, please leave it in the comments and I will do my best to tell him.
For purposes of speed, I will give you Sojo's responses for:
Klein: "Fuck You, Klein";
Beno: "Fuck You, Beno"


P.S. I love semi-colons. Bonus points to any punctuation that doesn't require me to use the shift key. That's why I no longer get excited or ask questions.

Yes, I realize that you could infer/imply from the above that I have erection problems. Well guess what, you can't have a problem with your erection if you don't have them... so ha.

That doesn't make any sense. I guess what I meant was that an erection problem is like, "my erection has acute angles" or "I get too many erections at wrestling practice." Not being able to get an erection is a "no-erection" problem.

That's probably enough boner talk for one day. Maybe I should sit the rest of this one out.

Wasting time...

http://www.cracked.com/article_16053_30-error-messages-you-never-want-see.html

I found this during the large amount of time I've spent today trying my hardest not to write my appellate brief. I thought this was especially funny because I have the incredible ability to break everything electronic. This includes all vacuums the pike house has had/will ever have.

This helps

This helps explain things.

Bored?

Congrats to Chad!

This is an email that Beno forwarded to me that Harper sent out to the house. They insisted that it be put on the blog so....enjoy!

A few months ago I heard that THE Chad Frazzel couldn't get a jobafter graduating with his coveted selling and sales management degree.So I told him about this sweet job for the airlines that was perfectfor his best attributes and teamwork skills. A few days ago he sentme an update with a picture. Let us all congratulate our brother!

-Harperps.

For those youngsters that don't know Chad, he turned down a D1football scholarship from Oregon b/c they didn't have a pike chapter.

The Greatest Film of All Time

I don't know if you already saw this somewhere, and really I don't care, because the trailer at the end of this clip needs to be on here somewhere.

New Stuff

So I've been playing around with this site for a while and just wanted to spread the word so you don't have to pirate stuff using secret chinese technology[you'll still have to get your dong tea from them though, and possibly any magic swords].

I was going to put up Girl Next Door, but then I remembered that this movie was funnier.

Worse than the time I didn't get to eat second dessert

What is this movie doing not being released in the US? Seriously, my man crush on Daniel Craig can only be continued through a continual string of movies I enjoy. That stupid movie with the polars bears based on some stupid book I didn't read just isn't going to do it for me. After Casino Royale, Layer Cake, and The Jacket (yes, I liked this movie) I'm going to need flicks better than Invasion to keep me going. I can only watch Layer Cake so many more times.*


*Completely untrue, I can watch the scene in the hotel room w/Sienna Miller nonstop for the rest of my life and still be happier than most.

Again, Nothing Sexual

Just in case anyone was worried.

Who Wants To Be An Olympian?

That should be the name of NBC's newest reality show; which will be hosted by Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi. Yes NBC is in the midst of planning a new CURLING reality show in which contestants will vie for a spot on the 2010 US Olympic team.

I am not even sure how curling made it in to the Olympics (or when it did, 1 smoothie* for whoever informs me). Curling is not a sport, it's a leisure game. You know, like shuffleboard. Or bocce ball. Or marbles. Or cornhole.
I really hope that NBC forces Sprinstein and Bon Jovi to at least play songs while the contestants are "brooming" those big hockey pucks. Oh well its an olympic sport that Klein can finally get on board with: No Running.

*I am not sure if I have smoothie privelages, BAC will you let me know if I do?

Where can I find a car with a back seat big enough for an abortion?

This has the best lines I have ever heard.

Brett Favre Retired?...

Let's get this straight, there is also a chance he just found a shit ton of pain killers and was just super messed up when he told his coach.

Betting on him only having found onlt a small amount of pain killers, Favre is now retired. What? No crying like a little bitch after a Bears game to send you off? Not waiting until June to say you won't be back? No broken hip keeping you from playing? Lame.

All painful memories aside, I actually really enjoyed Favre. He has some of the best throws I have ever seen, many against the Bears, and it is hard to argue how impressive he has been over the years. The real point though of this post though is how impressive is Favre's career in terms of other all-time greats? ESPN has/had a poll up about where you would place Favre all-time and I was just wondering what the rest of the kids on the blog thought.

Mine
1-Montana
2-Elway
3-Young
4-Marino
5-Brady
6-Favre

I know people claim guys like Unitas, Tarkington, and Starr but the most I've seen of these players are the random NFL films replays so I don't really feel comfortable throwing them up there. I guess as far as my picks go...

Montana is an absolute stud who just didn't lose and was slow/white but still the best. This means he has conquered the shackles of being me.
-cut: all he had to do was beat other white QBs
Elway was able to take hold of games like I've never seen anyone else accomplish. The two SBs he won were some of my all time favorite games and I hate the Broncos. Yes, Terrell Davis was a rock for those teams but Elway's SB helicopter is one of the best football highlights. He also said the Colts sucked too bad for him to play for them. Clutch.
-cut: earlier on he was also equally able to suck in games
Young should probably be the best of all time but his early years were stolen by some random, incumbent starter.
Marino is the best passing QB of all time.
cut: We have the same amount of rings @ one. His is a wedding ring and mine is on my cock. Mine is like 1000% bigger though.
Brady...Colts fans can bitch all they want but rings and records are too hard to pass by. Manning has had some killer teams who didn't do anything in the Playoffs while Brady has taken some good teams to Super Bowl wins.
cut: too sexy?
Favre at his best was the most amazing QB of all time. The problem, he is atrocious when not at his best. How can you put him up further will all those picks? The only reason I feel bad putting him down so low is his consecutive games streak, which is incredible.


So yeah, sorry the post is long but I'm in my legal writing class and my teacher is fighting with another student over the merits of a summary judgment finding...this makes me want to kill myself. Hopefully all this makes sense because at times I was actually just bashing my face into the keys.

...but where did the lighter fluid come from?

I think we should all get one.