Traveling

Today I am traveling north to see our beloved Sojo. If anybody has anything they want me to communicate to him, please leave it in the comments and I will do my best to tell him.
For purposes of speed, I will give you Sojo's responses for:
Klein: "Fuck You, Klein";
Beno: "Fuck You, Beno"


P.S. I love semi-colons. Bonus points to any punctuation that doesn't require me to use the shift key. That's why I no longer get excited or ask questions.

Yes, I realize that you could infer/imply from the above that I have erection problems. Well guess what, you can't have a problem with your erection if you don't have them... so ha.

That doesn't make any sense. I guess what I meant was that an erection problem is like, "my erection has acute angles" or "I get too many erections at wrestling practice." Not being able to get an erection is a "no-erection" problem.

That's probably enough boner talk for one day. Maybe I should sit the rest of this one out.

Selig is the hardest name ever to pronounce.

This hearing is taking up my huge break today and I couldn't be more disappointed. How do you have Commissioner Selig at your hearing and not say his name correctly? I know they have people who do this kind of research for them and this isn't even his first time at a hearing with this committee. The head of the committee even said his name correctly at the beginning. If I was some shit Rep from California I would at least learn to pronounce last names as this is the only time anyone will ever care about my job. They are going to be fuck when Commissioner :ALKJDF:LKJ of men's field hockey comes on to discuss the fact that field hockey is promoting a culture of lame sports.

Continuing on with my bitching, are these the actual questions they want to know about? These questions are retarded. "Do you support the code of silence amongst players?" Really? That is your best question? I thought at first that he was just setting that question up to kill Selig on follow up but, nope, he just wanted to know if Selig went momentarily retarded.

Also, what is the deal with all the people sitting in between the Reps and Selig? Did all the speakers get to bring their kids? Would one camera really not be enough? How many channels are covering this bullshit? Fuck? Not only do you have to deal with retards in front of the Reps but then the cameras continually pick up the people behind Selig doing either sporting corny smiles ever or picking their nose. Selig at one point had his finger in his nose for around 2 minutes. No joke.

I'm actually a little upset about this but I'm most upset that this wasn't taking place in the British Parliament. How great would it be to make Clemens come on and say he didn't do steroids only to hear a few people yell out "bullshit!"?


PS-Did anyone see the guy mention how his son played baseball and how he was trying to get in shape only for the camera to show a visibly pissed Selig? I don't blame you Bud. I don't give a fuck either.

PSS-My new goal in life is to be the person during a Congressional hearing who gets to hand one of the speakers a note. My note would actually just be a picture of my penis.

PMS-Petty Monster Syndrome! Am I right? BURN!

Things that I laugh at...

So I'm sitting in Property (hey, I still am) and I am zoning out (hehe, property joke) when this little gem happens. A guy at the end of my row drops the attendance sheet and responds with an audible, "fuck!" Yeah, thats right. Fuck. Normally the usage of this word wouldn't even make me bat one of my perfectly grown eye lashes but this was so out of the blue that I just lost it. It was even more perfect (possible?) because only around five other people heard him and they started to die laughing as well. Just as a cherry on top my Propery teacher is the least confident person I've ever met and she just keeps looking over and acting nervous. I normally hate going to Property but this has made my day.

Why did I capitalize property throughout the entire post? Fuck you, thats why.