Is Everyone Alive?

There hasnt been much action on the blog lately...so I figured I would check to see how everyone is doing. Anyways here is my list of what, I think, has been keeping everyone away from the blog:

1). the sharpe - The Wii was designed to make lazy kids be more active. Originally that kept his Wii time down, but then he found out you can play while sitting. the sharpe has most likely been hanging out in his dorm room playing the Wii (while sitting).
2). Chadding Hard - He has been too busy learning about being a Fi-Town Rider (for life). Also learned that he has convinced his roomates that "Chadding Hard" is a good thing.
3). Teno17 - Been spending my senior year hooking up with all the fly hunnies....Tina B., Michelle H., God Damn there are just too many to remember
4). Leveraged Sellout - He has been at Stacks....a lot. He told me, "computers are for losers." (while he was drinking a beer at 8 AM.....on a monday).
5). Diesel - HIBERNATING (it is too cold out).
6). The Griz - Looking for a razor....has the grossest beard ever.
7). The LAW - Going to lots of Midwest Hype Concerts in Chicago (has everyone else been invited to like 8 of those concerts?).
8). BAC - Cross referencing MySpace pages with Facebook so he can find and kill a terrorist.

Let me know if I am even remotely close.....