flying of the handle
What sadist invented the button fly? Seriously, why couldn't we just jump right to the zipper? Not only were the masterminds of science unable to skip directly over the button fly we have now decided as a society it is an ok invention to bring back. What moron was designing the same pair of jeans everyone has with some random, new tear when he thought, "Wow, I would love to delay peeing for a solid 45 more seconds." Have people never drank before? Am I the only one who pees a few gallons after drinking? I hate you jean designer. I hate you so much.
4 comments:
I agree.........button flys, while they do enhance the buldge, and you know how i love that on you, definately suck donkey balls
Who buys pants with button flys?
Shut up, I liked the cut!
The Big and Tall store doesn't have the kind of variety that Adam is used to since he can shop at non-fat people clothing stores.
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