Cook me up a pound of this post! You know?!?

The idea that bacon goes with everything is actually an ongoing conversation for me at the bars as of late. A girl is trying to figure out food items that would be gross if bacon were added to them but there just aren't any. Every time she tries to figure out something I wouldn't like I end up just craving some bacon pie or a nice bacon-banana-strawberry smoothie. Why do I want to throw more ns in banana?