Friday, September 7, 2007

What is the jail time for buzzing killing?

So I've found out that I'm not an enjoyable person to talk to anymore if you aren't also in my section of law school. I really don't have much other things to talk about which sucks. In this vein I have found out that my criminal law teacher is the most amazing buzz killer in history. He loves to make jokes about murder and rape (this would make sense if you were in class and people tried to speak legally in regards to things such as analingus or pulling out your penis) but he loves to mention right after cracking up the class that these cases are about actual people. Fuck that. Don't get raped or murdered in funny ways and maybe law students won't laugh at you. Slut.


On a side note I'm on a volleyball team for law school so hilarity will surely ensue.

I am enjoying most of law school but it is bullshit that it has ruined law and order for me. A good deal of law and order just would never happen. Ever. Search and seizure and lawyer misconduct just don't exist in their fantasy world.

I have an ethics conference with med. students tomorrow @ 9 which I'm pretty pissed about so I will probably be a huge dick during it. I'm sure stories will come from it as the med. school and law schools already don't like each other. Med/Mal. for the win!*

*I can say this because I have a perfect immune system. Never been sick.

2 comments:

BAC said...

You realize that we have to pay malpractice insurance as well, right?

the sharpe said...

I don't have to. Perfect practice system. Never been malpraticed.