More Commercials

I'm pretty sure the commercials with Bush and Manning had to have been written by guys who write Two and a Half Men, or some other equally insipid show.

Even I was surprised that the Saints defense only scored 7 points.

That commercial where Peyton talks about them getting into the friendship circle would have been way funnier if halfway through his description, they would have hiked the ball and had somebody drill him. No one believes that he's hardass, why would you base your commercial about that.?

That John Madden guy is insightful, he really picked up on the colts drafting a running back right after losing their starting running back to free agency as a "smart move." He and the announcer in Madden 04 should compare notes.

I think i have Super Bowl letdown...after watching the COlts play in the Super Bowl, it's just not the same adrenaline as watching them play a plain old regular season game...plus it's kind of hard to get really excited while you're watching them play by yourself. If there's no one to get embarrassed in front of for losing your temper, then what's the point. Tree falling in the woods, etc.

Taking out the trash sucks...

Erin hates Jim Gaffigan if you're going to see him tonight, just so you're aware. She's says he's a jerk and a bad father but strikingly handsome in person.

I would really recommend going to see a famous comedian, I saw Dave Chappelle before he went insane and even though the only joke i remember was about him fucking a grandma, it was alot of fun.

Alot should not have to be spaced out, that is the queerness.

I only have 15 more minutes to ramble on so we'll see how far this gets.

We should really be posting more often on the blog, but i'm afraid to cover topics i've already bitched about in the archives.

No one looks at the archives.

I wish I could make a sadface that would go with the Blog Name, that would be lumber.

Does anyone know sojo's e-mail address? I want to invite him to the blog.

Anyone else who would like to join can write something funny and send it to me or Sharpe or Diesel...we're still waiting on yours Chad and Beno.

Is it legal to wear a sword? I haven't taken Weapons and Martial Arts Law yet?

That last sentence shouldn't have been a question.

I honestly have been thinking about ways I could get any lamer...and I'm having trouble.

I'm still the smallest guy at the gym...everytime...I hate that. Are steroids illegal outside of the sports world?

Everytime isn't a word either, Jeebus.

Speaking of the gym...who brings their own hand chalk? In a tupperware container no less? If that guy didn't have arms as big as my legs I would laugh at him but as it is I try to make no eye contact. There's only one exit from the top floor of the gym ...

I'm hitting a wall, it's hard to come up with stuff to talk about when the last time I had a conversation with someone besides Erin that wasn't on the phone was like 2 weeks ago. I need to get a blow up friend with a tape recorder or something. Then I could put him in the passenger seat and drive around like I'm the shit, or get 4 and have a packed car. And then at home we could wrestle and I could bowl at them and we could watch lifetime and... i'm out of time.