Thats not funny?

This summer I have learned that my sense of humor has no place in the work world. Whenever I think something is funny it seems no one else does, and when they think something is funny I don’t. Maybe it is the fact that I am still in college, but here are some examples of things that made me laugh, and caused everyone else to wonder why I was laughing.

1). Busy Beaver – I was called a “Busy Beaver” when I came in to work early one morning. It made me want to open up my pornosaurus, and look up some terms.

2). Abbreviating Cumulative but not putting a period at the end so it looks like this: cum Bonus points when someone rights it like this: cum amt. I like to think I have a high cum amt.

3). “Just give it a good blow.” This gentleman was voicing his opinion on how to get the dust out of the copier. This was a Tobias* type comment, a much better phrasing could have been used.

4). “Lets just Gang Bang it.” This was said in a meeting when a guy was referring to all the different companies working together to finish a project quickly. I think in a “gang bang” I would like to try and finish as quickly as possible.

*Tobias comments:
“I pre-maturely shot my wad, it was suppose to be a dry run, and now I have a bit of a mess on my hands”
“You can sink your arrow in to my buttocks anytime.”
“Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.”