Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dog Fighting is a lucrative business $$$$$$$$

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/nfl/arrests.html

Now that NFL Players have started to get arrested on a regular basis, I think we need to take a look at this topic. The first big conviction of an NFL player was back in 1999 when Ray Carruth decided to try and kill his then girlfriend who was pregnant with his child. Carruth went to the police and posted a $3 million bond, with the condition that if either Cherica or Chancellor died, he would turn himself in. However, after Adams died, Carruth became a fugitive. The Panthers released him a few days later, citing a morals clause in his contract. He was eventually captured after being found hiding in the trunk of a car outside a motel in Parkers Crossroads, Tennessee. Also, in the trunk was $3,900 in cash, bottles to hold Carruth's urine, extra clothes, candy bars, and a cell phone. Now, I know that its every little kids dream to live off of candy bars, but this is taking it a little too far. There was even a Law and Order episode based on his conviction. Most recently we have Michael Vick.........."oh Michael".........that term used to be synonymous with the one and only Michael Jackson, a child rapist, but now we have another Michael to "oh Michael."


Vick has been in the police spotlight recently due to his apparent funding of a large dog-fighting operation. The Atlanta Falcons have told Vick not to come to training camp, which starts the same day he will be arraigned, until the matter is cleared up. The Falcons are not taking any further action until after the league reviews the matter.


What the fuck are these people thinking? What makes an NFL player who signs a 10-year, $130 Million contract want to start a dog fighting ring? Is your life really that boring? Is it really that lucrative of a business that you will make more than $13 million a year betting on fucking dogs???


The link posted above is a list of all NFL players that were arrested since 2000, I encourage you to look at it.


And to prove that Packers fans are crazy and mostly retarded, a Wisconson couple was recently convicted on charges of locking their 7 year old son in a room with nothing but a bucket to use as a toilet while the couple went to a casino to watch Packer's games. The real sad thing is that the father used to be a youth conselor. So Alex, now we know why your brother is so fucked up........

5 comments:

Teno17 said...

Being the NFL Commissioner seems like it would be a fun job. Everyday you have to deal with new criminals in your league. I got my money on Clinton Portis being arrested next.

the sharpe said...

Next big NFL arrest will be Rex Grossman, the charge? Not being good at football!!!1! Get it?

BAC said...

I heard that the NFL player's union is forming a class action lawsuit against Chad for hogging all the football talent.

Chadding Hard said...

no worse than the swimmers banning together against Pat and those sweet breast strokes he likes so much...

the sharpe said...

I'm sorry that you aren't a state champion like I am.