Yeah well, I don't have anything to do on a Friday evening assclowns.

A Photo Journal Of Diesel and I's V(g)acation.
(All photos have been edited for your pleasure)

the first thing we did was jump right into the pool...stupid low flying clouds get in the way of a great shot.
Next I showed Diesel my crazy hops. You can't tell from here but that is a waxed back for your viewing enjoyment.
Next I took some shots of Diesel for his modeling portfolio.
Diesel told some local ladyfolk to stop fighting for his attention. After fostering peace he said, "There's enough Diesel for me to pull both those trailers..."
This candid shot caught him unawares as he was conducting his "gun show" for a kind elderly lady.
Finally I took this picture of me alone. But then I decided to add a girl to it so I would look cooler and too cool off the sexy with only one nipple. Then I figured I didn't want any girls getting mad for posting their picture on the website so I edited her face out. Then I added this sweet facial hair.

Well that's it for our trip. Cross your fingers. Diesel's got a shoot for Teen Beat next Wednesday.