I am better than you.
Why you say?
Besides the obvious reasons you guys already know, I now work(volunteer because they can't afford to pay me and I can't afford to have Summer of 2004 as my last employment reference) for the government. That means I am performing my civic duty. Yesterday i waited in line for over an hour to get an ID card made with your tax dollars that's sole use is to allow me to park in the garage paid for by your tax dollars. (not my tax dollars since i haven't had an income in over 2 years). So suck it.
Office - Good finale. As much as I fear that Jim and Pam getting together will hurt the show, the incessant whining of people waiting for them to get together was hurting my brain too. $80,000 indeed. Pretty excited that there will be something like 30 episodes next season (25 episodes, 5 being an hour long).
Heroes - Never going to live up to the hype, but was decent enough anyways.
Lost - Also pretty badass. Pat didn't mention it so I won't spoil the ending where Hurley gets naked and smothers Kate. Also Jack and Sawyer finally act on all that sexual tension (Finally!).
Pirates of the Carribean 3 - I actually liked it. Much better than the second one. And not like how getting punched in the balls the third time is better than the second.
Spiderman 3 - Terrible...wow...How no one in New York punched him in the face while he was prancing down the street fingergunning all those chicks is a mystery to me. And they really should have had Red come in and kill Venom by shoving his foot up Venom's ass. Also the sand guy was incredibly pointless.
Alright, I don't want to try to think of anything witty to write so I'm going to stop typing and leave you with this mildly informative and completely without humor post.
HOLLA!
3 comments:
Don't you mean fingerblasting all those chicks?
I was gonna say fingerblasting but I wanted to keep it unfunny since that was the theme.
What a neat post.
I cannot agree more on Spiderman 3 sucking absolute balls. I thought messing up Venom would have been impossible but people keep proving my ideas on impossible happenings wrong (ex. Beno hooking up).
I just saw Pirates the other night and I liked it a lot even though I went in thinking it was going to blow due to the reviews.
I haven't watched Lost yet because I'm just going to waste a few days and watch the season in a row since I don't have a real job and everyone seems to be allowing me to slack through an entire summer.
House has been a favorite of mine thus far because I think the show wouldn't be hurt with some changes. This is kind of a spoiler if you haven't seen it but you are a tool anyone if you missed house and it is summer.
Finally, I also shit out my lungs when I heard that Always Sunny won't be coming on again until Sept. and that the DVDs are set then as well. I was hoping for some sweet DVD commentary but now I will have to just be content with my own ideas of what they might be saying in my head.
I refuse to proof read anything during the summer so I hope none of this makes any sense.
PS Poppe is so gay that he bought the collectors edition set of the Matrix movies at best buy...I do not know this for a fact but I have some clues
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