I think they are probably here for the free chicken.

The other day I was listening to that song by the guy from American Idol who didn't win and turned down the chance to sing for Fuel. (Probably a good choice by the way) That got me thinking a bit, and I decided I might pay a bit more attention to music if the Record Companies got to treat their bands like athletic teams. If they had total control over the make up of bands (signing free agents, waiving cokeheads, trading a maligned drummer, calling up musicians from the small bar scene, making overpaid and undertalented musicians play the triangle or cowbell until they could be taken off the salary cap) I would probably pay more attention. But then I realized that I didn't know the names of more than like, 4 musicians, so I stopped thinking about it, because I figured I wouldn't be able to offer any good examples of why it would work.

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