The Power of the Mob and an Ultimate Fighter

So this video is pretty awesome. I mean, I don't think I've ever sat down and said, "Joe Rogan is funny", cuz frankly he's not. But he has my undying respect and fear for calling out Carlos Mencia (Ned) who is not funny. He's the mangina of comedians. He's trying to look like a comedian, but he's just making everyone throw up a little in their mouths. Bonus points if you extrapolated that comparison to work in the fact that everyone can make a mangina, just like everyone can look up stereotypes then say them out loud. Double bonus points if you work in the disgust(I'm assuming since I don't have any personal experience here)of finding a mangina where you thought there was a real vagina, kinda like how disappointed and angry you are when you see a comedian bomb doing standup. Triple Bonus Points if you thought about how mangina's can eventually "stand up." Alright, that's probably enough about manginas for now.



Although, Joe does make a valid point. There's no way this would still be going on if comedians weren't pussies. I mean, if I saw another guy stealing my dance moves without giving me credit then I would totally call his mother. But asking the little asian guy from Mad TV to be the one to stand up for himself was probably not the brightest idea.
Of course, I highly doubt that all the guys telling Ned that he's thief would actually do so if there wasn't someone trained in death-dealing doing all the yelling. It's like, of course we wouldn't call guys pussies at Taco Bell if Johno weren't there to make sure that they didn't steal our delicious tacos from us. It's sad that more people don't stand up for themselves, but, let's be honest, no one wants to get hit in the face (except Buster). I guess Ned does have some balls for not running away when Joe Rogan started threatening him. But of course, all mangina's have balls, there just hidden.


This is either the greatest photoshop I've ever done or the worst.