Mission Accomplished!
I'm nothing if not devoted to my fans...
It's not hard yet, but I think it needs to see more nipples before it really gets excited.
New thing to say on the phone to ruin the day of the person called the wrong number:
"You sound fat...Are you fat?"
2 comments:
Disturbing, just disturbing.
I also like to mess with telemarketers. I like the carpet cleaners asking if I would like a free carpet cleaning. I usually just ask in a really worried tone, "Can you clean up blood? Like a lot of it??"
You should say, "Just so you know, it doesn't match the drapes, is that going to be a problem?"
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