Yes, We do Hate the Pats

Mr. Simmons,
While you may be surprised that everyone hates the Patriots, you should not. It is your fault that we all hate them. Besides the fact that you and the rest of the Patriots fans are huge douchebags, it is mostly because of your drivel that we hate them. Only you could write an article that calls us out as being poor fans for hating the Patriots when it is exactly the type of articles that you write that makes us sick of them. Only you could describe a team that has won 3 of the last 5 Super Bowls as underrated and scrappy. Not a damn person outside of the "Massholes" feels even the slightest bit of sympathy for your team that has overcome so much "adversity." While I am not one of the people who believe that the blog writers write better stuff than you do, at least they are honest about their "nepotism" and don't subject me to writing that tries to make me feel like less of a sports fan(a ridiculous accusation if any) by hating a team that has eliminated my team so often in the past. So yes, I enjoy your NBA columns, but you can fellate the Pats on your own time.