the s(tupid)uper bowl

Wow! A super bowl that only the midwest cares about! FUCK YOU EVERYONE ELSE! East coast vs West coast? FUCK YOU! Let us now look at the "contest" that will be played out in the new city of sin.

1. Coaches. Both are black. ew...(joking!)

2. QBs. Both aren't clutch until the championship game. ew...

3. Defenses. Both are questioned until the last game. ew...

4. Commercials. Peyton will be in about 100. ew...

5. Clay, Poppe, Chad, and I all drunk together? BLACK OUT! ew...

If you don't think this is funny then you can suck my big, black Chicago Bears Super Bowl bound dick.