The only Pink worse than the Aerosmith shitty song
What was NBC thinking when they chose Pink as the person to butcher NFL facts in song form? Football at night is a perfect idea because I can not only watch people who are equally as althletic as Chad and I but also because I can be drinking. This would seemingly be a combination which would trump scissors, paper, and rock but it seems that Pink has been able to ugly her way past the holy trinity. She looks like a disgusting version of Lindsay from Arrested Development (Portia should totally turn bi for me) and she has the voice of a tranny trying to impersonate the "singing ability" of Cher. I am so pissed that I don't know if I will be able to enjoy watching the Dal/Sea game while watching the live updates on TonyHomo.com. So, in response to the hate in my heart I've decided to rank the worst decisions in history.
10. Sending the Spanish Armada.
9-1 . Hiring Pink for a show that guys would like
Since I can't even finish a simple top 10 list:
smoothies thus far=0
1 comment:
That reminds me of a time during a high school basketball game when our coach (who frequently had spelling mishaps and more than once wrote 4th quater on the erase board) was trying to motivate us by likening our depth to that of the spanish armada. Shortly thereafter an astute member of our team pointed out that the Spanish Armada was probably not the best metaphor for inspiration.
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