No Autographs Please
I am kind of starting to worry. I began to think after we actually attracted some attention through the infonet and had our first international fan comment. This could be the start of something huge. Maybe we are going to be like the Beatles... in reverse!!
Our faces will be synonymous with American culture over seas. We'll write catchy tunes and attract millions of adolescent girls that want to rebel against their parents. Guys will grow shaggy hair to protest the stiff European society, thus driving their teachers mad. We could experiment with music and then make family fun films that show off our comedic genious. T-Shirts, lunch pails, underwear? I mean, who wouldn't want Pat on their ass? (Ding) And then... we will play our instruments louder than before... why? Because we are cultural icons.
I have a good feeling about this. I mean, whats the worse that could happen? Some fan shoot us down for loving us too much? Yeah, right. Like that would ever happen.
5 comments:
Pat brand tighty whiteies - a smudge above the rest.
How come Pat was the only one who got to use his real hair?
Sadly enough, that isn't pat's real hair. He just has hair that matches that of McCartney.
What is wrong with sharing hair styles wiht Paul McCartney? We also share a love for one legged slutties. Holla at my war zone hoes.
I have it on good authority that SigEps fuck one legged bitches.
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