Sunday, January 7, 2007

Blogrules

I think we need to get some organization here if we ever want to win a Pulitzer.

  1. Please Spell Check your posts unless you are drunk. We are all either graduates or candidates to be graduates of college; big-boy college. Misspellings for comedic effect are also allowed/encouraged.
  2. Please tag your posts. It helps keep things tidy and allows a throwaway joke or two at the end of the post.
  3. Please provide pictures/video whenever possible. It's like having posters on your wall. Or a really neat vase. Or perhaps a bearskin rug in front of your roaring fire (Please do not use this as a euphemism for your pubic hair; already copyrighted).
  4. Develop a catchphrase. For instance, whenever your post is over you could type "I just blogged that like it was hot!", or "I drop blogs on ya!", or "Slob on my blog!", or even "Blogga Blogga bill ya'll". You know, something hip and fresh.
  5. That's all I can think of for now, anything left in the comments that is good can be added to the list.
  6. Or you can just do whatever the hell you want. But I've hired someone to make sure that everything stays kosher.
Curtis tags his posts...

2 comments:

the sharpe said...

Did everyone (yes, I'm typing to all of you) see that Jack was held at gunpoint in real life? I guess some guy tried to rob the most bad ass person in history with only a gun as his advantage. I guess Jack was in a rush so he gave him his wallet but I'm pretty sure that CTU kept tabs on him to set up a surprise filled season if they run out of ideas.

the sharpe said...

One more rule, please refrain from discussing or engaging in any innerblog fucking or sucking or finger fucking or fist blasting even though so many people on this blog are begging for it. If you do I will take off my pants, shave my balls, and I will personally fuck you in the ass.



I'm just kidding...you think I'm going to butt fuck you through this FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR suit? Come on!