Blogasm

I would probably settle for a well placed lightning bolt...

Well that was exciting! I mean we may not have the Sex Cannon but I have to admit winning against a team that has Ray Lewis on it makes that win just that much sweeter. Besides the fact that he somehow proclaimed himself god's linebacker (even though we know He prefers Butkus because Ditka recommended him), would anyone outside of Baltimore do anything other than gasp like they had just seen a swordfight in person if Ray Lewis was hit by a bus while doing his ridiculous body seizure/dance before the game? The game obviously went counter to all public opinion (like last week) but it is nice to win a game with a low score without having to come from behind. While I admit that I did a fair amount of swearing at Peyton, I do not think that we would have been better off with many other QB's in the game (Excepting Favre cuz I don't want Chad and Chris to freak out).
On a side note, while many diss Peyton for being a choker and gay, not many guys are secure enough in their manhood to pose for this picture:
Also, I don't want to jinx us, but the way the goalpost has been working for us recently is making my pants tingle. And having the defense suddenly bring the sword out after just waving its red cape all year is also making me a little toight(sp?) in the groinal region.