Pats v. Colts

ESPN has informed me at least seven times a day that this game is going on so I'm going to weight in my prediction (guess) of what will happen. My best case scenario, other than Peyton dying, is that this game will end up in a tie. What? I don't want the Colts to lose? Correct. I'm cheering for a tie. Not only a tie but I also want both teams to also not lose any game this season. This would set up two undefeated teams clashing in the AFC championship game. This would go down as the greatest game in the history of sport. The build up would be intense and everyone will be forced by Shaun Salsberry to watch the game. The Pats would then win by fifty and Peyton would bukkake* himself on the sideline.


*I think this is the samurai's way of falling on their sword to kill themselves.