So tonight I went out to the Medina bars with some high school friends. Here are some of the more memorable quotes for the night:

Me: "Hi Rachel's friend, how are you?"
Rachel's sister: "I know who you are."
Me: "Really?"
Rachel's sister: "Yea, I remember watching your basketball team play in regionals, when I was in 8th grade."
Me: "So you're still in high school?"
Racehl's sister: "Yea I am a senior."
Me: "This can only end in illegal activity."

Girl: "Don't hit on me Tom, because I think you are the biggest ass hole I have ever met. You used to call me fat in high school."
Me: "In my defense, never to your face."

Now I remember why I never go back to Medina.