News Flash

Today we have gotten more hits than we have gotten the entire time we've had the website. Every one who came has been someone trying to find naked pictures of Pam. We do not have naked pictures of Pam. We have naked pictures of Pat, only one letter off. On the plus side, this means that literally hundreds of people today have been tricked into seeing the hairy guy while they were trying to look up naked pictures...so that's awesome!

Fall Break!

There are so many stories I can tell about Panama. People hooking up with high schoolers or me getting drunk and peeing on a girl but I think this picture of Beno just does the trip justice.


I spell hot, H-A-I-R-Y. Please, no masturbating. Please.